There are certain items that are associated with Christmas. Silver bells, holly, sleighs, and Christmas trees are just some of these. Then, there are bachelor and bachelorette parties which always feature some kind of out-of-proportion anatomical cakes, straws, and hats. These definitely make for a good laugh, but you probably don't want to serve grandma a cookie that looks like it belongs to the start of the bachelor party in "The Hangover" movie.
These chocolate sugar cookies probably tasted delicious, but perhaps they are best consumed by the adults in the kitchen after the kids have gone to bed.