"How big can a simple wooden bench be?" is something that you'll regret saying if you ever visit Germany. Do not underestimate the potential size of German benches. Those guys will, for no apparent reason, build a huge bench, proving you wrong and making you look like a fool. This gigantic bench is in Oy-Mittleberg, a small village in southern Germany, and it might just be worth a visit.
Like, just look at it. It's so incomparably huge. We've never seen a bench close to being so big, and we are willing to bet that we probably never will.